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Your guy side:

[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] Your taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. How is that masculine!?
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT! Time to hunt. I eat meat, if that's what this question means.
[x] There are tissues close to your bed. Along with hand sanitizer, when my nose is runny - but if ths is supposed to be a guy trait, maybe the writer of this test had something else in mind for the tissues...
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. If I could spend someone else's money, maybe I'd rethink this. But I'd probably end up buying vide games anyway, so I guess it's a moot point.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red. I guess, depending on what the object is bearing that color.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex. Nope. Sex ed in school.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs. Nah. The Internet is cheaper.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". You're kidding, right?
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. Um, yeah, over 5x that much.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. Nope. That's why God invented the Internet.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. Yeah, but scars are better.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris. No way! Depending on the circumstances, that could be more of a girl thing...

Boy Score - 11/24


Your girl side:

[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts". Why would I?
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like. Doesn't everyone?
[x] You can cook and clean. I can (if microwaving or following other directions counts as cooking), but who says I want to?
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft. I guess...
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex. Again, sex ed in school.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. I'd say 'handsomeness', but hasn't everyone?
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. Worse than the Chuck Norris dream! No way.

Girl Score- 4/24

Yep, I'm a dude. What a shock.